The Ratings Boost: I've Got a Fever, and the Only Prescription is MORE GENTRY!!!!

So after reading the Princess' heartfelt letter to me, I thanked her in person for her thoughtfulness instead of blogging about it (sorry M.A.P followers!  But, the good thing about Marissa is that she is so full of goodness that I'm sure I'll get the chance to write her a letter via blogging on numerous more occasions!).


From her letter, I learned a trio of things:


1. I now have 7 more items to beef up the old resume (IN YOUR FACE FAILING ECONOMY!!!!)


2.  Marissa really is a princess and a saint, and will hopefully let me use her pool by her mansion in the next life for when I get hot....


3.  Apparently when a blog post says "Dear Adam," people not named Adam are very respectful of other people's letters and elect not to indulge themselves to read it. much.   In fact, our stats say that the post  only had 1 page view ( In an effort to make myself feel cooler, I tried to click on it twice,  but I think blooger.com can tell when your trying to be pathetic.)


In other words, we really need to boost our numbers here lately....


So, I looked at our dats again (cause I'm a nerd who wears 3D glasses when blogging), and looked for the post that had the most page views.


Lo and behold, the numbers point to one thing that boosts are ratings: GENTRY DAVIES!




 (The "Happy Birthday Gentry!" post is just KILLING!)

(the look of sheer blog following magnetism)

So, from here on out, anytime we feel that what we're writing is getting long and boring, we will immediately type GENTRY! just to keep you paying attention.( In other words, you'll be reading a lot more about GENTRY! :)


In honor of this celebrated ratings booster, I've broken down his conversations in pie chart form (I already mentioned I'm a nerd right?)




Enjoy!






GENTRY!!!!!!